free or cheap car wanted, anything considered

Location: North West England - congleton
Value: 1 penny

Description:

i need a free or cheap car around jan 14th, i dont have a job or much money,i havent really got anything to swap other than my guitar and a beasty set of house stereo speakers, check my swapz, any car considered, but please be realistic on your prices an x reg corsa with 500,000 miles on it isnt worth 2 grand, looking to spend no more than 400 maximum but the lower the better, i dont care if its broken dented, scratched as long as i can get it on the road ill take it

I can offer:
upto a maximum of 400, i would be willing to negotiate a swap with my guitar or other items, but if you want the guitar it would have to be an amazing car